Rage Against The Latrine: Chapter 10
Natasha spent several days in a friend’s warehouse in mid-March with her band. The empty London building, with questionable acoustics, became Bitches Against’s practice space, and the punk rockers used the vacant venue to hone their music.
I travelled to the industrial estate in Ealing after work one day and watched the crazy musicians create a wall of sound that would be the foundation stone of their new album and their autumn tour. It was the first time I had met every member of the group together since the morning after the London show, and when Natasha hugged me as she came offstage, her bandmates raised a few glances.
They were far from friends when practising; I witnessed three aggressive spats in less than 45 minutes as they yelled their artistic differences at each other. Faye bawled at Maddison, Yasmin screamed at Paula and Natasha, and my girlfriend kicked her water bottle at her best friend while they hurled insults at each other. No subject was off limits as the five combative women hollered abuse and they squared up to each other aggressively.
Yet, the moment the practice session finished, the anger dissipated, and they were mates again. It was weird witnessing my beau go from a psychopathic colleague to best buddy within a few moments.
Two days after my visit, a member of the council’s environmental health team inspected the warehouse, in response to complaints about noise. When the band didn’t play, the dull hum of machinery from other units provided a background murmur, while the shouts from the mechanics, working in the garage in an adjacent building, punctuated the mechanical whisperings. Yet, the council decreed the amps, guitars, drums and microphones were contrary to regulations and legislation, while the factory buzz was not. Bitches Against could no longer practice their music in their loaned unit.
Natasha and the band contemplated several alternatives, but I offered them the annexe for their sessions. The building was a self-contained space with my gym equipment in the upper room and an unfinished bathroom and half-finished kitchenette on the ground floor. The nearest property to my remote house was Belmont Hall, over 200 metres away. I had no neighbours to complain about noisy punk rockers apart from a small wood of wildlife, and I had never heard of a squirrel make an environmental health noise complaint to a council.
They gleefully accepted, and they arrived the following Monday. I could hear them – just – from my study. Whereas I used to have their music playing in the background while I worked, I suddenly had the band. They added six punk covers of mainstream hits – including a fabulous rendition of Geri Halliwell’s Look At Me, a spine-tingling take of ABBA’s Mamma Mia and a simply incredible version of White Wedding. Faye and Maddison had written their own songs too for the new album, as yet untitled, and Natasha’s powerful, anarchist vocals delivered their wonderfully composed pieces.
I felt honoured to have them and gleefully made them lunch each day I worked from home. The five rockers were happy to pose for pictures for me to post on the fan club forum and social media, so I had several images of the girls making aggressive gestures at the camera.
At the end of the week, after four practice sessions, Natasha and I ordered takeaway, and afterwards, we went upstairs to our bedroom. I ate her to three orgasms, wrapping my tongue around her delicious slit as she lay on the bed. She stroked my hair and ground her cunt into my face as she climaxed, and then the wondrous beauty covered me with a post-cunnilingus golden shower in our en-suite.
After I gulped some of her bitter honey, Natasha asked me if we could host the band members on the weekends. Their record company had booked them into a recording studio at the beginning of May, and they desperately wanted to practise. The two guitarists, Maddison and Paula, lived together in North London and the daily thirty-mile journey on the M25 was onerous.
In addition, three of the members had part-time employment, including the green-haired, pint-sized Paula, who worked as a bank sexual health nurse. I didn’t know this about the lead guitarist and could imagine embarrassed teenagers seeing the punk rocker and having to explain their erotic proclivities, knowing that the lesbian medic had a far crazier history between the sheets than anything they admitted to.
I phoned a local builder and booked them to finish the annexe; the tiling in the shower needed to be completed, and the kitchenette required finishing, but he could not fit me in until the following month. I ordered three basic metal frame double beds and mattresses for the top floor and when they arrived, Natasha and I took four hours to assemble them in the upper room, which became the dormitory. I moved my gym apparatus to the corner and placed a sheet over the sports equipment.
I was absent over their first weekend at my abode. An old school friend was engaged to be married, and I travelled to the Mediterranean for a couple of days of drinking and debauchery. Natasha told me to “enjoy myself” and my girlfriend sneaked a packet of condoms into my suitcase. She had more confidence in my ability to pull women than I did!
My mates teased me about the viral video, but I reminded them that I was screwing a “musical superstar” and not many of us had punched above their weight so much in the dating stakes. My friends were desperate for me to recount the sordid activities and I relayed the events of Bristol and London as we drank on the first night. The glazed eyes and groinal bulges were a direct result of the booze and my candour.
We rented a villa on the island and hit the bars and clubs. It was an expensive trip with the cost of alcohol, flights, and accommodation. On the second night, seven of the nine lads bagged a sexual hookup while they holidayed. Every member of our entourage was married, engaged or in a serious long-term relationship and I believed I was the only guy who had a partner who would have encouraged any extra-curricular shagging. I returned with the catatonic groom, Tubby, and tucked him in bed with a bucket as my friends stumbled into our hired house with sexy ladies and lustful intentions.
I may not have snagged a lay on the island, but I was no angel on the hedonistic holiday, which was awash with rampant debauchery and excessive drinking. It was inevitable that my kinkiness would get me involved and on the last full day of our break, we partied with the hen parties renting villas on either side of us. We stocked our fridge with a considerable amount of booze from the local supermarket, and clothes became optional as inhibitions evaporated in the hot springtime Sun. I saw, but did not experience, plenty of female cunt, and in between their random hookups, my fellow attendees on the trip revealed to our new friends my history with Natasha.
I exited our villa on Sunday evening to see three members of a drunken hen party, squatting over Tubby, squeezing their bladders over an inebriated and curious groom, while his debauched best friend cheered on the twenty-something half-naked women. Cum leaked from their cunts as they recycled several glasses of lukewarm Prosecco over the overweight, nude man.
I watched from a distance. I had spent so much time receiving golden showers and talking about them that I had rarely seen how they looked. Rich wine fired from sodden snatches, soaked Tubby’s bearded face, bloated tummy and undersized prick as the bride and her two best friends laughed as they expelled their bladders over the exposed groom.
They did what Natasha did; the three women squatted over their prey and looked away as they liberally coated the man in their pee. Drunken squeals and cheers from around the open plan garden as piss rained down over Tubby’s skin. He caught some of the bride’s pee in his mouth, and spat it out, covering his chin.
Globules of his friend’s cum dropped onto his face and his prick from the hen party, and he never noticed nor cared. His little cock rose to an erection; the girls giggled and taunted as they defiled him. He savoured the humiliation, and I felt a bond with the inexperienced man underneath their flow. Engaged to be married to his first girlfriend – his High School sweetheart and a pure, innocent daughter of a staid family. This was the wildest experience of his life as three members of a rambunctious Bachelorette party urinated over him.
I doubted whether he had ever seen other women naked. He was a shy, conservative innocent who rarely discussed sex. “Is that how it should be done?” The bridesmaid asked me as she sidled up to me. Her hand slipped around my bare waist as she whispered in my ear. “This is your fault. Since they heard about you and your bird, my sis has been mithering to try it.”
“Really?” I asked. “Most people think it’s a bit… kinky.”
“Yeah. It is,” she giggled and downed the last of her warm wine. The bottomless woman was a younger version of the bride. They had the same button nose, innocent expression, devilish green eyes, wavy dirty blonde hair, lithe frame and pert “B” cup breasts.
On her left ankle, she had a tattoo of Bugs Bunny screwing Jessica Rabbit, doggy style, and on her right ankle, the energetic rabbit was spanking Lola, with the female submissive possessing reddened buttocks and a flushed face. She spoke with a deep Mancunian accent that sounded aggressive and domineering, scratching my arousal as she presented a filthy naivety.
She grabbed hold of my hand and took me to their villa’s garden next door. “So, did you expect your sister would want to give a golden shower?”
“No. Cath’s not the one to try that sort of stuff.” She smirked, picked two bottles of brightly coloured alcopop from their fridge, and passed me a drink. “Holly,” she said, introducing herself. “But I do want to do it. I heard rumours.”
I pursed my lips. “What? That my girlfriend and I play with watersports every day. I eat her out to numerous orgasms and she pisses on me and I enjoy it?” My alcohol intake directly impacted on my candour and the innocent-looking vixen nodded. She gulped.
“Yeah.”
I guided her to a wicker armchair on their outdoor decking. We heard the debauched orgy from next door as I rested the calves on the soft arm rests, sliding her butt to the edge of the seat.
I knelt in front of her and took a moment to admire this stranger’s exposed pussy. Holly shaved with little bits of rough black stubble around the tops of her mons. She mewled gently as my lips encircled her inner thigh, softly kissing her tender flesh. Her muskiness permeated and her horniness radiated as I danced around her open slit.
She gasped when my tongue slid over her pussy, brushing against her clit as I sucked gently for a few moments on her sensitive button. She squirmed and touched her breasts through her thin top.
She tasted of arousal. Her fragrant lust dominated my senses, and my finger slipped easily into her slippery cunt. She groaned as I pressed against her G-Spot, rubbing her ridged wall as my tongue worked her clit.
Moans and mewls became squeals; she swore loudly as my second finger rubbed against her erogenous zone, and her body shook. Her cunt quivered and pulsed as her climax cascaded through her.
“I need to piss,” she barked, and I glanced up at her. Her lust-crazed expression shouted her intentions and my cock hardened. Her fingers pulled her cunt lips apart, inches from my nose as I stared into her wet, musky snatch, spread wide.
Holly’s urethra pulsed, her butthole puckered, and a jet of pale yellow piss landed on my cheek. She giggled as I plunged my face into the flow. Her stream was a gentle gush; when Natasha urinated over me, she did it when her bladder was desperate for release and she fired a deluge of pee into my mouth. Holly was a succession of surges.
Tangy, zesty astringency, laced with lashings of perverted humiliation, I gulped Holly’s tart excretions like it was the nicest of wines. Her eyes widened as I slurped at her salty, bitter urine. My lips swirled over her pissing slit as I sprayed tepid pee over her thighs, my face and the chair. She swore loudly, squirming in the armchair as my tongue toyed with her clit and I drank her piss.
I saw her expression. A mixture of arousal, intrigue, and disgust as I sipped her vile nectar. I was deeply horny; Natasha had programmed me to lust over the sight, smell, taste and feel of a woman’s elixir, and Holly’s flow was an erotic delight and a nasty degradation. I wanted more.
My fingers plunged into her wet cunt the moment her dribble ebbed, finger banging the delectable Mancunian as my mouth worked her button. She panted, squealing and crying as her second orgasm swept through her, shaking her body and leaving her breathless.
She stopped me from continuing. We drank from the yellow alcopops in her garden and talked before returning to my villa next door. The party had tailed off and Tubby, soaked in female piss, sat on the bottom step, talking to Holly’s sister, the bride, who had a lustful look in her eye.
We flew out on Monday morning; most of my friends had hangovers and were quiet on the plane journey home – either through pain or guilt.
I told Natasha about the events of the Stag Do on my return. I believed in honesty and she giggled as I admitted to her about my naughtiness. “I knew you’d like the freedom,” she teased when she saw Holly in one of the clips the Best Man had recorded of their debauched activities. “But why didn’t you bang her? I would have done. Nice tits. And a fucking gorgeous nose. Wonderful tats too.”
“I’m not… I wouldn’t,” I muttered. “That’s too far.”
Natasha’s eyebrows rose. “Too far? How many of your fucking buddies are in an open relationship?” I hummed and shrugged. “None, right?”
“Maybe. I didn’t ask. But Tubby and me were the only ones not banging the hen party. Anyway, I thought you hated monogamy.”
“I do. It’s fucking moronic. And the only thing worse is abstinence and cheating. And I can’t believe the videos on your phone.” She slid my smartphone across the table to me. “Seriously? Your mates recorded their infidelities. They will come to light and it’ll all blow up in their faces. They’re fucking stupid.”
“Yeah, well…” I hummed and smiled. “Fancy being my plus-one in a few weeks at the wedding? You can meet them all.” She glowered menacingly, and I slunk away to log onto my work laptop. Natasha practised with the band twice during the week, but I was in my London office. At the weekend, all the band came to work on their album.
When five guests arrived at lunchtime on Friday, we were ready. The downstairs space in the annexe had all the instruments, as well as two giant bags of snacks, a drinks fridge and 200 bottles of beer, four litres of vodka, mixers and three boxes of wine. Nessie revealed she had gone on a second date with Scott at Faye’s insistence. The young slut had blown the personal trainer while knelt in an alleyway, and they then returned to his flat for a sordid afternoon of fun. Faye had extracted pornographic pictures from Nessie’s phone of their activities and shared them on the band’s group chat. Nessie had arranged a third rendezvous for that Sunday and admitted that she liked him and he was “a good fuck” but was not “the one.”
I worked that afternoon with the aggressive music thumping through my open study window, and the occasional bout of raised voices. Natasha stormed into the driveway with Faye, and they screamed at each other; Faye pushed Natasha in the chest after she yelled at her, and I thought I was about to witness a major fight when it calmed down as quickly as it blew up. It was a weird sight to watch and with the punk rockers exhibiting such explosive temperaments, I was relieved that neither of the two women would ever have the launch codes to our nuclear deterrent. Together, they were too volatile.
Nessie operated as a maid, bringing the band drinks from the fridge to their instruments a few feet away, while she wore a black, see-through uniform that one of the musicians had bought from the Internet. At six, I cooked half-a-dozen pizzas in my oven with chips in my air fryer. I took the spread across to the annexe and sat with them, sharing food as they laughed and joked. “What’s the Wi-Fi code?” Yasmin asked me with her mouth full of pizza. I pointed to a white A4 paper stuck to the wall.
“It’s upstairs too. I’ve put two multiple USB chargers and some wires between the beds to charge phones and tablets and stuff.”
“You’re fucking house trained,” Maddison teased, and I blushed. I took some photographs of the band relaxing over dinner for their social media, and another handful when they resumed practice once more.
Nessie washed the plates and cleaned up, while I returned to my study and sent a myriad of e-mails, critiquing my colleagues’ work. Natasha knocked on my office door twenty minutes after the sound stopped and put her arms over my shoulders, hugging me from behind. “Thanks,” she muttered. She kissed me on the cheek.
“I’m done now. Finished for the weekend. Was going to come over to see you.”
“The girls are just fucking messing about.”
“Sounds fun. What about us? Are we playing?”
Natasha snorted. “I needed to fucking go. My bladder doesn’t hold it in until you’ve finished your fucking work!” She admonished. “I’ve had several beers, so you should’ve worked quicker.” I groaned, and Natasha kissed me on the cheek, whispering in my ear. “But Faye wants to play The Centipede.”
I spluttered. “I…”
“Oh, it’s not like the Human Centipede. That’s fucking mental. We’re going to piss into you. You’re going to piss into Nessie and Nessie’s going to piss into a bowl.” She sniggered at my shocked expression. “We did it once on tour. Nessie loves it.”
“Does she?”
My girlfriend hummed. “Sort of.”
I undressed the moment I reached the annexe. The bawdy, raucous party hollered when I entered. Nessie was naked and in the pool and I walked over to join her. Natasha strapped the gag with the funnel around my head. The BDSM toy fastened tightly and the bottomless Faye took the long hose and met my gaze as she pressed it against her cunt.
No words. She pursed her scarlet red lips and grinned as the tinkling of her pee on the plastic funnel reverberated. Her acerbic piss flooded into my mouth.
I gulped it. I had no choice. Her waste slipped down my gullet, burning my throat and filling my tastebuds with bitterness. A pure evil torture, and delightfully arousing as Natasha’s friend fired her pee into my stomach. The band laughed; they watched the kinky show as a distraction between their activities.
It churned. The influx of fluid caused my tummy to bubble as it accommodated the acidic liquid. Natasha watched the scared and lustful expression in my eyes and I gave her a subtle “thumbs-up” gesture with my left hand. I could cope.
Ten minutes later, my girlfriend poured half her bottle of beer down the hose and it washed away the lingering taste of Faye’s pee. The dirty blonde bass guitarist, Maddison, was next to fill me up, as she lowered her shorts and placed the black funnel against her bare snatch.
Her flow gushed into my mouth, but the warm, weak piss slipped tastelessly past my tongue and filled my bulging stomach. My belly bubbled as she finished, and I summoned Nessie to my prick. I discharged my bladder into the young submissive, and she kissed my aroused dick as the stream dwindled.
All five of the band members used me. Natasha gave me water or beer in between each delivery to settle my stomach, as every punk rocker filled me with their piss. My bloated belly heaved, simmering and bubbling with the sudden influx of fluids, while my bladder needed emptying three times.
Nessie unloaded into a bucket, and Natasha and Yasmin added to the pungent yellow liquid. With every member watching intently, they emptied the pail over their young submissive’s head, soaking her in piss. Nessie masturbated as they jeered, sliding her fingers over her clit as they dumped the tub over her sodden ginger locks.
I was grateful to have the gag removed by the partying musicians. They were inebriated and bawdy. My mouth reeked of piss, but Natasha kissed me.
Nessie and I cleaned ourselves and emptied and rinsed the pool outside in the cool evening. “Do you want to play spin the bottle with the girls?” Natasha asked. I declined and instead, I took my wonderful girlfriend to bed and feasted on her delicious cunt. She smothered my face in her horniness, as my fingers massaged her G-Spot and she screamed as the bottomless vixen orgasmed.
On Saturday morning, I cooked breakfast for everyone. Eggs, bacon, hash browns, beans, mushrooms, and toast with big mugs of tea. Nessie, naked, helped me wash the dishes, and she got dressed so we could go to the supermarket to buy food while the band practised. When we returned, I put a curry in one slow cooker, and a vegetable chilli in the other, while Nessie made sandwiches.
After lunch, Natasha summoned us both to the annexe. “Yasmin got Fox’s mate to make these for us,” Faye explained as she held out two folded seats; they looked like camping armchairs with two pairs of legs tucked with a wide ovular ring at the top. She pushed down on it to open up the chair, and the disc became a toilet seat. “Paula saw these at work. They are portable commode chairs, but we refined the design to allow the bottom bracket to fit a person underneath. Say thank you to Yasmin. And get naked and in the pool.”
“Thanks,” we both muttered; the sadists sniggered and their two playthings undressed and laid in the inflatable a metre from the front of the band. Faye cuffed our hands and ankles, as before, and then placed a chair over each of our heads. The back bar was an inch from my throat, and the seat was less than six inches from my nose. They locked both Nessie and me in place.
They may no longer have had a maid to bring them drinks, but the giant stash of alcoholic beverages proved to be an invitation they would not ignore. We had a front row position as they started their practice and Natasha’s combative vocals punctuated the space as she dominated the song.
Then, as Paula’s riffs faded, a bare ass sat on the seat. Nessie squealed, as golden rain trickled over me as the large amount of lunchtime alcohol poured through the woman and splashed over my face. Warm, pungent honey oozed from the lesbian covering me with her tangy waste. A gorgeous taste of humiliation that filled my mouth, and overpowered my tastebuds.
Then Maddison, with her dirty blonde hair and body covered in garish tattoos, settled on the seat, farted and emptied her bladder. She cackled as her pungent wind breezed across my face and then her warm, acrid piss, the product of several beers, bounced and splashed off my upper lip.
Over the course of the two hours, I drank pee from all five of the band members. They showered Nessie and me in urine every time they stopped for a drinks break. In between, we had a front row position for their music practice. Natasha poured beer into my mouth after she doused me with pee, and when they broke for a longer pause, my girlfriend freed my wrists.
She lifted the seat and barked at me. “Stand up,” she ordered, and I tentatively struggled to my feet in the slippery pool. I shivered in the cool room. The air reeked of piss and Natasha stared at me and pointed at Nessie. “Cover her.”
“In pee?”
My girlfriend grunted and swigged her drink. My cock hardened a little as I took in the sight of Nessie, helpless on the ground. I guided my stream of warm piss over the prostrate woman, swinging my dick over her beautiful body. I soaked her tits, her stomach, her splash of pubic hair, her thighs, and then up her torso to her face and her ginger red mop.
The warm stream splashed over her skin and flowed down her figure to pool over her belly button. Her flesh glowed under the lights, and the young woman grunted as I covered her. Natasha snorted as I directed my piss into her slit, and she cleared her throat as my bladder ran dry. “Now have some 69, and Nessie better fucking unload on your face.”
Faye unfastened Nessie from her seat and the elegant submissive shifted in the pool. I knelt over her, pushing my lips into her piss-soaked snatch. My body rested on her wet torso, and I inhaled the acidic, musky scent of her urine-drenched cunt.
Nessie’s mouth pursed over my prick. The delicious, gorgeous, wonderfully skilled fellatrix swallowed my dick and ran her tongue over my glans as my lips clamped over her clit.
And she unloaded.
She fired a bladder’s worth of piss into my face, mouth, and throat.
The band hollered as Nessie blew me and soaked me. They laughed as I gulped down her nasty, acidic, acrid waste as her lips danced over my erect cock. My stomach churned; I had consumed more pee in the past 24 hours than I had ever done before, and my horniness sizzled as I savoured her piss-drenched cunt.
I grunted; I glanced at Natasha watching spellbound as my orgasm approached and she smirked at me, staring as my body shivered and my balls sparkled. Nessie spluttered as I fired cum into her mouth.
Sated, I clambered off of the lithe submissive, but the band was not finished. We were handcuffed once more, and they continued to practise for another two hours while we lay in the pool of cold urine, refreshed every twenty minutes by the punk rockers.
I had never tasted so much piss, and after the inebriated band finished their practice, we cleaned up from our fun. I showered and took Natasha to our bedroom.
I had a cunt to savour, and I wanted to taste her more than ever.
